Jeves and Winchester

Jeves and Winchester was inspired by Fry and Laurie characters. With my own twist of course.

I had intended to write a short story based on this dialogue, and may still do so. But for the time being, here is the original.

Fuck off!
Just fuck off
I am sorry sir. I can not do that
Why not?
Because I have a duty to perform sir
What? Holding me hostage?
If you say so sir.

Why are you holding me hostage Jeves?
Because it is my duty sir.
Did I ever hurt you?
Not to my recollection sir

Was I ever ungrateful to you?
Not to my recollection sir
The fuck off and leave me alone
Can not do that sir

Do you want me to hurt you Jeves?
I believe you know the answer to that sir
I can you know
If you say so sir

You are mad, do you know that Jeves?
Sir is entitled to his opinion
You killed my mother Jeves
I do not recall sir

You did
I do not recall sir
You shot her in the chest
I do not recall sir

My father is outside
I know sir
You recall?
I do sir. The birds have eaten out his eyes sir

You killed my brother. You threw him down the stairs.
I beg to differ sir
Nearly got you there! It was me wasn't it.
If you say so sir

I say so, because I am the master now, aren't I.
You are sir
And you killed my dog, didn't you, you cunt?
I did sir
YOU KILLED MY DOG!!!!!!!

Thank you for shooting me Jeves.
Glad to be of service sir
It did not hurt, that much.
Congratulations sir.
And now you are going to eat a bullet, aren't you.
I believe so sir
Good.