Sunday, July 15, 2012

Major Paranoid


Years ago, on the Rory Bremner show there was a sketch of the then priminister John Major by said funny man (Rory, not John lol). The tone of the following poem captures the thing that stuck out the most, the monotonous, strait to the point statement of fact...with a touch of paranoia.

I stay in bed all day now
So I do
I barricaded my door, so I did
Because they are coming to get me
They told me so on the phone
so they did

I boarded up my windows and my postman s,
a spy.
A bad spy.
So he is!
I met him on the stairs a few weeks ago and he said
he said...he said..

'Good morning, how was I?'
so he did.
I don't take my medicine any more.
It makes my head hurt.

I went out to the pictures a few days ago. With a girl!
To see a movie
A horrible movie about a CLOWN!
I didn't like it!
It upset me!

She laughed at me.
So she did.

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