Years
ago, on the Rory Bremner show there was a sketch of the then
priminister John Major by said funny man (Rory, not John lol). The
tone of the following poem captures the thing that stuck out the
most, the monotonous, strait to the point statement of fact...with a
touch of paranoia.
I
stay in bed all day now
So
I do
I
barricaded my door, so I did
Because
they are coming
to get me
They
told me so on the phone
so
they did
I
boarded up my windows and my postman s,
a
spy.
A
bad spy.
So
he is!
I
met him on the stairs a few weeks ago and he said
he
said...he
said..
'Good
morning, how was I?'
so
he did.
I
don't take my medicine any more.
It
makes my head hurt.
I
went out to the pictures a few days ago. With a girl!
To
see a movie
A
horrible movie about a CLOWN!
I
didn't like it!
It
upset me!
She
laughed at me.
So
she did.
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