Jeves and Winchester, Bang and Rumble

'Why are we lying on the floor Jeves?'
'I believe we are playing hide and seek with your brother Jake'
The young master looked relieved 'oh. ok. We didn't kill him then did we.'
A statement rather than a question.
'Did we?'
'Not as I recall young sir.'
'Jeves?'
'Yes young sir?'
'Can we get up now? I am hurting.'
'Not yet sir'
'Alright. Why?'
'Because I say so, young sir'
'If you say so'
'I do'
There was a loud bang from outside, then a fading rumble.
'Now we can get up young sir'
'Thank you'
The young master got up. 'So, what do we do now Jeves?'
'How about a game of hide and seek?' asked Jeves
'With Jake, and mom and dad?' replied the boy excitedly
'If sir wants'
'I do'
'i'll hide and young sir can come and find me'
'I want to hide' said the boy gruffly, pouted lip trembling on the edge of tears'
'Fine then young sir'

Jeves shot him in the head.

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' That was rather rude Jeves.' said the headless corpse.' A bit dissapointing too'
'yes young sir' replied Jeves woodenly.
' You going to shoot yourself now Jeves' It wasn't a question.
Jeves brought his forefinger around, put it in his mouth.
and fired, taking the top of his head clean off.
'Did it hurt?' asked the young master.
Fuck you, replied Jeves.